Jokes

1. Q. what makes a tissue dance?
2. A. when you put a little boogie in it!
3. Q.  Where do fish go when their not in school?
4. A. Summer damp!
5. Q. why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
6. A. Because every play has a cast!
7. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
8. A. He stopped at nothing to avoid them!

Knock knock

who’s there?

control freak

con.. . .

Okay, now you say control freak who.